Weekend Theater Round-up
Theater-loving Mauians are spoilt for choice this summer. If the artsy Market St. scene is your thing, head to Gallerie Ha for a special performance of WARGATE. Sponsored by the Maui Live Poets Society (MLPS), poet/actor Wide Garcia will perform his original–and satirical–two-act monologue recreating World War II nostalgia. Guests are invited to share their own original art, music or spoken word with a WWII theme, dress up for the ’40s costume contest, and boogie to big band beats [Fri (July 16), 7pm, donations to MLPS accepted, 51 …

The who/when/where is easy to remember: Tin Can Comedy every Tuesday night at Mulligan’s on the Blue, 9pm. Here’s what kind of funny business to expect, week-to-week…

JULY 13 – Championships Round One
Winner snags first entry into finals, and a $50 cash prize.
JULY 20 – “Musical Night”
$75 cash prize and a chorus-worth of bragging rights.
JULY 27 – Championships Round Two
Second-spot entry into finals, and a $50 cash prize.

AUGUST 3 – “Improv Night”
$75 cash prize and bragging rights for being funny on the fly.

AUGUST 10 – Championships Round Three
Winner assumes third …

In desperate need of a low stress night? Don’t forget the advantages of being marooned on a pretty little rock in the middle of the pacific.  It’s February, and while elsewhere mothers are busy wrenching the x-box controller out of their teenage son’s hands to get him to help shovel the drive, here ate home it is time to enjoy a little “Jazz on the Blue” outdoors at Mulligans on Saturday, February 27th starting at 7PM.  Treat yourself to a peaceful night in Wailea, listening to some of the islands …

A Bottle And  Friend/ By: Robert Burns
There’s nane that’s blest of human kind
But the cheerful and the gay, man
Fal,la,la,&c
Here’s a bottle and an honest friend!
What wad ye wish for mair, man?
Wha kens, before his life may end,
What his share may be o’ care, man?
Then catch the moments as they fly
And use them as ye ought, man:
Belive me, happiness is shy,
And comes no aye when sought, man.
The last time I went to Mulligan’s, a drunk tourist bought me and half of the other women in the pub flower leis, then later …